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"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows" Checking out A woman rushes into the foyer of a large hotel and sprints up to reception, she hammers on the bell.

The third boy said his father loves to eat light.

The rabbit said no so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

The best way to make your wife scream during sex is to ring her up and tell her where you are.

All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.

The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Are you my new boss? He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.

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